Sunday, July 30, 2006

Mosquito Fever

If you were to ask me what is the first thing I've notice in Nashville? Is it the music? Is it the fried catfish? Is it the heat and humidity? Nope, nope, and double nope. It's the mosquitos! The little buggers are super bionic! They can get you anywhere, at any time, and in any amount of time. I just let Jake the Wonderpup outside for 30 seconds and WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM - 4 mosquito bites. And they itch like nothing I've felt before.

Oh my, there's one in the house and it keeps coming for me. No matter how I attack, it evades all of my offenses. I think my new middle name is Deet.


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